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Beats from the Basement—Delerium

Album: Karma Artist: Delerium Considering the countless number of festivals worldwide dedicated solely to electronic music, I think it’s safe to say many of us are fans of the genre.  However, after listening to Vancouver-based duo Delerium’s Karma, I feel that current artists generally don’t push the envelope in terms of how audiences can engage… Read more »

Porkpie Hat—A Brand New Renaissance

I’ve always felt, haven’t you, that springtime, especially in the midst of an apocalypse, is a wonderful opportunity to try something new.  One world crumbles as another one rises.  Perhaps we could skip that whole intermediate period of barbaric anarchy, though.  Either way, I thought we might do a little revamping and refreshing. For example,… Read more »

Homemade is Better—Pico de Gallo & Guacamole

Merry May readers, may the 4th be with you, happy Cinco De Mayo, and watch out for revenge of the 6th!  Some Star Wars humour for you there as I am, after all, a dad, and need to get the occasional dad joke in.  For this week, I had planned on writing about the sourdough… Read more »

The Study Dude—How I Improved My Highlighting in Five Easy Steps

At university, I highlighted like a wild dog—entire pages soaked in yellow.  I’d take my highlighted points, jot them down on cue cards, and memorize them all.  Study time was gruelling. Weirder still, I couldn’t figure out how other students got A’s taking two more classes than me each semester.  But I showed them: After… Read more »

Fly on the Wall—May Day! M’Aider!

The year was 1986.  Kindergarten.  A larval Fly on the Wall refused to sing or perform the actions of the classic kiddie tune “If You’re Happy and You Know It.”  He was told to go sit in a chair in the corner.  What a pretentious kid, or was he precocious?  Maybe he was channelling his… Read more »

Dear Barb—Testing Toxicity

Dear Barb: I’m in a dilemma.  I have a family member who I believe is toxic and I am considering whether I should cut them out of my life.  I don’t want to say who they are, but they are part of my immediate family.  This isn’t too much of an issue right now because… Read more »

The Creative Spark—Make Extra Cash Writing Short Stories

Students need extra dough as badly as chocolate bars need chocolate.  Extra dough is the difference between chomping on day-old macaroni and ketchup—versus dining on Steak Neptune. Yet, the economy has shrunk with COVID-19.  So, what can students do to earn extra cash?  Write, of course!  Under a time-crunch, students can make extra dough writing… Read more »

Fly on the Wall—Springing Into Sitting

As spring’s fervid grasp permits life to flourish, we at AU might take a moment to record our progress as we arrive at this season of rebirth.  Foremost among methods of self-germination may, for we studious AU students, be the act of writing itself.  Each essay has affected us as a dialectic between the course… Read more »

Porkpie Hat—On the Nature of Time

Time is most definitely not consistently equivalent.  Time is relative, mercurial, capricious.  It is linked to and calibrated by our state of mind and our visceral awareness of the world, where we are currently placed on the psychological spectrum between trauma and ecstasy.  A split second poised at the top of a roller coaster, for… Read more »